Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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