you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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