We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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