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I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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