did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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