A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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