I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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