Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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