How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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