Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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