Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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