Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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