but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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