Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
COCAINE IS GR8
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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