her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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