there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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