I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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