In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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