Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's blow job season.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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