I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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