State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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