im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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