I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
they need to just BURY HIM!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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