My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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