I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we made out on top of his cat.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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