I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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