I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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