I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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