Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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