Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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