the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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