i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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