Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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