either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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