Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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