Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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