covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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