Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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