i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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