I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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