do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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