...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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