I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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