So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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