why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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