So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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