it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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