Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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