I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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