I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
These tits shall not be calmed
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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