should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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