i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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