i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Bring me that man meat
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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