There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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