Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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