Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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