I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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