kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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