I smell stomach acid.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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