Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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