Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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